A little #tbt to our roots. What’s a chach anyways?

Here is one of our first posts. Chach may not be in our name, but it’s definitely a part of the game. Let’s get it….:

Let’s just be honest: this blog’s gonna blow up soon.  You’re in on the ground floor like Turtle with Avion.  This brings me to the purpose of my post here: you guys gotta get educated.  As the person who brought “chach” into the creator of this sites vocabulary, and also as her boyfriend, I was given the assignment of bringing you all up to speed. So let’s get to it.

A chach is a person who thinks they’ve got it all figured out, but their confidence-bordering-on-cockiness, along with their inability to generally “get” life, infuriates all rational friends and family members.  The second a chach walks into a room, you’re filled with second hand embarrassment and overcome by an intense hope that they don’t approach you. Their chachy behavior usually leads to a weird hatred. There is one thing that separates a chach from just your run of the mill gayball, though.  Chaches just have so much potential.  With just a few personality and habit tweaks, a chach could easily become the baller that he/she thinks he/she already is.  The never ending quest to convert a chach is really the only worthwhile reason to keep them around.  As I believe that emaciated weirdo Ghandi once said, “Force the change you want to see in a chach.”

Since you ADD monsters probably stopped reading and kicked it over to Temple Run 5 minutes ago, I’m gonna make this visual.

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Bringing it all the way back to Turtle’s boy Carlos.  This dude sucked.  Just let Cuban buy you out and take the money back to your favela chief.

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This guy from TMZ.  Hate him. Just be a normal middle aged dude and leave the black dude and surfer boy to creep on Justin Beiber.

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I’m sure you’ve all seen The Vow. Not gonna lie, I’m into it.  Not feeling Leo though.  Kind of the ultimate “do less” figure.  You’re Channing Tatum, stop being a weirdo.  I see you working in the studio, but last time you looked in the mirror I don’t think Timbaland was looking back at you. Your girl’s in a coma, give it some time and relax, creep.

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A-Rod. An obvious chach.  Guy pulls in almost $30 mil a year but is somehow the most uncool person ever.  You’re rich and Latino, don’t see that everyday so start taking advantage. Leave the bodybuilding chicks for Hulk Hogan. Also, if you’re gonna keep doing steroids, just own it and be a baller about it.  I’d respect you.

So there you have it. A chach is just a chach. So simple but so intricate. Get into it.

P.S. – Yeah, I’m probably a chach for writing this. Whatever.

ET

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