Pretty self-explanatory so let’s get into it…
I present to you ten of the biggest chaches ever to walk God’s green Earth. Their legacies will live on forever.
The Fonz might have been the coolest dude on Happy Days, but let’s be honest, that’s not saying much. The quintessential leader of a gay ass crew, he seems like a pretty big chief if you look back at him now. Wearing a leather jacket to water ski? Okay doe.
John Travolta (and the rest of Grease)
Uhhh yo John, nobody believes you’ve really got those locks anymore when we have thousands of Us Weekly pictures of you being a gayball baldo all over LA. Just own it. You’re rich af. You fly planes. It’s okay to yolo it out and be a 60 year old.
Furthermore, Rydell High, do less. Did kids in the ‘50s really break out into song and dance every time someone got asked to a dance? Maybe, actually. Old people are melvins.
Turned John Lennon into a freakshow. Thought she was really hot. Now she’s old and dresses like a Vietnamese boy on his paper route. You ever see her art work? Yeah, me either. Probably blows.
King George III
He thought he could take us in the Revolution. We went Samuel Adams all over his ass. That’s chachy enough to make my list every day of the week and twice on Sundays. U-S-A.
Take a trip over to www.RoseanneWorld.com for all you need to know. “Insights from the original domestic goddess,” indeed.
So smug. He’s never tangoed with the Jeopardy gods himself. He’s never felt the shame and embarrassment of answering incorrectly. Does that stop him from being the most condescending game show host in the league? Not for a second.
Kidding. Maybe I’m not though.
He gave us “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “We Are the Champions.” Plus, a common theme here at CC2C is, if you’re gay, don’t hide it. Much more respect when you flaunt it. Freddie here really went overboard, though. Bisexual AIDS all up in our faces. What ever happened to “Fat Bottomed Girls?” Relax Freddie. Oh, and RIP.
High school English was lame enough, but this guy wasn’t even speaking our language. What was Canterbury Tales even about? King George probably knew.
You’re tryna tell me you don’t know this guy? I didn’t either, but a little birdie named Google told me he founded Boston College, which is more than enough for him to round off this list.
I’ll be back next week for a little Throwback Thursday, Chachy style. Try not to miss me too much.